HAAAA, considering how recently I was discussing my inevitable heart-attack related doom due to over stress with a pal, this is hilarious

HAAAA, considering how recently I was discussing my inevitable heart-attack related doom due to over stress with a pal, this is hilarious

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newyorker:

A cartoon by David Borchart. For more cartoons from this week’s issue, visit www.newyorker.com/humor.

newyorker:

A cartoon by David Borchart. For more cartoons from this week’s issue, visit www.newyorker.com/humor.

HAAAAAAAAAA, I’m expecting this for my next event. 

HAAAAAAAAAA, I’m expecting this for my next event. 

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simplypotterheads:

But okay listen: 7 years ago today, MILLIONS. LITERALLY MILLIONS. of Potterheads from all over the world were sitting with their brand-new copies of the Deathly Hallows and taking their final journey with Harry. It’s amazing when you think of the sheer scope of it-that many people in a sense united by this one book, riding the same emotional roller coaster simultaneously. 

Wow.

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Read, read, read. Read everything — trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You’ll absorb it.
Then write. If it’s good, you’ll find out. If it’s not, throw it out of the window.
Cite Arrow William Faulkner (via observando)

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thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

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incidentalcomics:

Bright Idea

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

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